Bill and Hillary Clinton Promote Reading and Sex Education

The President informed the youngsters that each year about 200,000 teens, aged 17 and younger, have children. These children are more likely to be born into poverty, with 80 per cent staying poor.

Bill And Hillary Clinton Hit The School Trail To Promote Reading And Sex Education In The 21st Century

The President and the First Lady teach 1st graders that reading is a diverse and exciting activity.

CN. LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS. The President and the First Lady decided to become personally involved in setting the proper example for today's teaching environment. They both recently spent time, in their home state, touring elementary schools teaching the importance of reading fundamentals and early childhood sex education.

A Presidential Advisor told CN, "The children are just eating this sort of thing up. They were a bit confused, at first, especially with the President's choice of books for 1st graders, but they all came around after the President told a few of his famous 'blonde jokes'."

The President informed the youngsters that each year about 200,000 teens, aged 17 and younger, have children. These children are more likely to be born into poverty, with 80 per cent staying poor. The President feels that teenage girls should make the choice to only have sex with men who earn, at least, 50 thousand dollars a year and are not currently involved in any predatory sex litigation.

Republicans have strongly criticized the President's direct involvement in the schools, calling the Clinton's actions "totally inappropriate" and "Satanic." The Democratic camp has responded with, "Seek and ye shall find, but knock and you may get knocked-up." The President has also responded to the Republican camp with "Ye who is without sin may cast the first impeachment ballot."

A Presidential speech writer, an anonymous retired TV evangelist, told CN, "The Republicans better back down, for whomever is first will be last."